Warning: Before you continue, know that this post involves the smell of a certain bodily secretion smell being enhanced by drinking a Caramel Frappuccino.
If you read the warning and continue to read this, there might be something wrong with you. All pleasantries aside, let me get to my point.
I noticed that EVERY time I drink a Caramel Frappuccino from Starbucks, my urine starts smelling like it after three hours. I don't know how or why but it does. I can't say that has ever happened to me when I have had hot coffee and whether or not it happens to people that drink a lot of coffee (I normally only drink a Frappuccino once a month) but it happens.
Does it make me a sick individual when I say that I rather enjoy the smell of my urine when I drink a Frappuccino? Does it make me even more sick that I thought if I ever get stranded in a desert after having had a frappuccino that I would not hesitate to drink me pee to keep hydrated?
I don' know why i felt like sharing that but I did.
I apologize if I made you vomit in your mouth a little just now. Not really, its what I was going for ^_^*.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Karma is a beotch!
This soooooooo made my Thanksgiving and I would like to share with all...one of you.
On Thursday, My place of work had a sale of 50% off select videogames. When I got there at 5AM (an hour before the sale started), there was about 70 people waiting in line for videogames alone. I had never seen such a turnout on Thanksgiving and I was also a little scared since I and a fellow co-worker were to be manning the game cases.
When it came time to start handing people the games they wanted, I was pleasantly surprised that everyone was really cool about having to wait X amount of hours just so they could get 2 or so games for half off.
As the line dwindled, a rather greedy lady asked if she could get multiple copies of a game. I wanted to tell her to stop thinking like a greedy douche but I bit my tongue and said only one. A lady, 2 guests back, had a copy of the ad with her and pointed out that it didnt say anything about not being able to grab multiple copies of a single games, just that there was a limit of 4.
Wanting to avoid argument, I agreed with her and let the lady in front have 2 copies of the game she wanted. The lady after her also requested 2 copies of the same game. This brings me to the guest that pointed out that you should be able to grab multiple copies of a game. Thanks to her not keeping her mouth shut, the 2 ladies in front of her grabbed the last 4 copies of the game she wanted leaving her shit out of luck for pointing something out and wanting to be a greedy douche.
She realized her stupidity after I told her the two ladies in front of her grabbed the last 4 copies of the game she wanted. The lady then asked both ladies if either of them would be willing to surrender one of their copies and both the ladies just looked at her and laughed. I was able to contain my laughter but thanks to that lady, I had the biggest smile on my face for the rest of the day.
This proves that working retail, as shitty as it can be sometimes, has it's huge perks when situations like this happen.
On Thursday, My place of work had a sale of 50% off select videogames. When I got there at 5AM (an hour before the sale started), there was about 70 people waiting in line for videogames alone. I had never seen such a turnout on Thanksgiving and I was also a little scared since I and a fellow co-worker were to be manning the game cases.
When it came time to start handing people the games they wanted, I was pleasantly surprised that everyone was really cool about having to wait X amount of hours just so they could get 2 or so games for half off.
As the line dwindled, a rather greedy lady asked if she could get multiple copies of a game. I wanted to tell her to stop thinking like a greedy douche but I bit my tongue and said only one. A lady, 2 guests back, had a copy of the ad with her and pointed out that it didnt say anything about not being able to grab multiple copies of a single games, just that there was a limit of 4.
Wanting to avoid argument, I agreed with her and let the lady in front have 2 copies of the game she wanted. The lady after her also requested 2 copies of the same game. This brings me to the guest that pointed out that you should be able to grab multiple copies of a game. Thanks to her not keeping her mouth shut, the 2 ladies in front of her grabbed the last 4 copies of the game she wanted leaving her shit out of luck for pointing something out and wanting to be a greedy douche.
She realized her stupidity after I told her the two ladies in front of her grabbed the last 4 copies of the game she wanted. The lady then asked both ladies if either of them would be willing to surrender one of their copies and both the ladies just looked at her and laughed. I was able to contain my laughter but thanks to that lady, I had the biggest smile on my face for the rest of the day.
This proves that working retail, as shitty as it can be sometimes, has it's huge perks when situations like this happen.
ZZ Top update
I will start this off by saying that I don't think I will ever be able to finish one of my "let my beard grow out as long as i can" challenges.
As you may have guessed, the itching/no feeling sensation got to me after 3 days and I shaved off the beard. It was a good thing too. I started looking like a hobo and a very dirty one at that. I also start getting ingrown hairs on my face that I didn't notice until they turn nasty and gross. I think I will stick to week-or-less-stuble or clean shaven from now on.
I apologize but I didn't take any pictures. Not only because I don't really care about taking pictures of myself but because I didnt want to take a myspace shot of myself.
As you may have guessed, the itching/no feeling sensation got to me after 3 days and I shaved off the beard. It was a good thing too. I started looking like a hobo and a very dirty one at that. I also start getting ingrown hairs on my face that I didn't notice until they turn nasty and gross. I think I will stick to week-or-less-stuble or clean shaven from now on.
I apologize but I didn't take any pictures. Not only because I don't really care about taking pictures of myself but because I didnt want to take a myspace shot of myself.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Gettin' my ZZ Top on
I don't know what was running through my head when I was thinking this but on the 7th of this month, I decided that I was going to grow out my beard until the day after Christmas. There's no rhyme or reason, I just felt like giving myself a challenge.
I have tried letting my beard grow out for a month many times before but I always end up shaving it on the third week.
Third week is always the worse for me since that's when my face starts becoming all itchy. Soon after the itchiness goes away, I seem to not be able to feel any sensation on the skin under the beard. I assume if I am finally able to deal with not being able to feel anything on the skin under my beard that I will finally be able to complete one of my beard challenges. I am going for a record this time (personal record anyways) and I hope I am able to stick with it.
Lot of people are telling me I should shave it off already because they think I look better without facial hair. This challenge of mine is not meant to attract any ladies which is why I choose not to care what everyone says. Personally, I enjoy having some stubble on my face regardless of what others think.
I have tried letting my beard grow out for a month many times before but I always end up shaving it on the third week.
Third week is always the worse for me since that's when my face starts becoming all itchy. Soon after the itchiness goes away, I seem to not be able to feel any sensation on the skin under the beard. I assume if I am finally able to deal with not being able to feel anything on the skin under my beard that I will finally be able to complete one of my beard challenges. I am going for a record this time (personal record anyways) and I hope I am able to stick with it.
Lot of people are telling me I should shave it off already because they think I look better without facial hair. This challenge of mine is not meant to attract any ladies which is why I choose not to care what everyone says. Personally, I enjoy having some stubble on my face regardless of what others think.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Pain
I played a game called Wallyball last week. Think of it like volleyball in a closed room and you can use the walls to bounce the ball from. It's a very fun game and I can't wait till I play again...that is, after I recover from my injury.
I messed up my right shoulder returning a serve and now I get a sharp pain on my shoulder when I move my arm a certain way. Good news is that I don't think it's anything serious since I feel less and less pain as the days pass. We were suppose to play again this but I told them I wanted to rest my shoulder till I am all better. It's sad because I really wanted to play.
I did learn something from injuring myself and playing though. First thing I learned is that is you haven't been active for a good while, make sure to take it easy and don't do whatever activity it is your going to do for too long. Why, you ask? Because your ENTIRE body will be sore for the next three days.
I hurt so bad that I looked liked a had just crapped my pants anytime I went up or down stairs. Second thing I learned is to make sure to stretch before playing anything as physically demanding as Wallyball. I am sure if I would have stretched, I wouldn't be having problems with the shoulder.
You live and you learn, I guess.
I apologize for any errors encountered on the post. I did all the typing on my phone and proof reading on a small screen is a beotch. I will correct if need be or if I am told I aintz done made sense.
I messed up my right shoulder returning a serve and now I get a sharp pain on my shoulder when I move my arm a certain way. Good news is that I don't think it's anything serious since I feel less and less pain as the days pass. We were suppose to play again this but I told them I wanted to rest my shoulder till I am all better. It's sad because I really wanted to play.
I did learn something from injuring myself and playing though. First thing I learned is that is you haven't been active for a good while, make sure to take it easy and don't do whatever activity it is your going to do for too long. Why, you ask? Because your ENTIRE body will be sore for the next three days.
I hurt so bad that I looked liked a had just crapped my pants anytime I went up or down stairs. Second thing I learned is to make sure to stretch before playing anything as physically demanding as Wallyball. I am sure if I would have stretched, I wouldn't be having problems with the shoulder.
You live and you learn, I guess.
I apologize for any errors encountered on the post. I did all the typing on my phone and proof reading on a small screen is a beotch. I will correct if need be or if I am told I aintz done made sense.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Randomness
Not much of anything has been happening the last two weeks. I really don't have anything of even minor substance to blog about so I will just post randomness since a certain someone told me I need to update my blog.
My brother came to visit this past weekend. He had a blast. It was unfortunate that we had to miss a get-together since he was sleeping like a rock thanks to the Breakfast Club. He woke up, felt bad, and asked me to go fetch us some food. We ate, talked for a while and then went to sleep. Following morning, we did some minor running around and getting a few things out of the way but since he came down with friends, he had to leave earlier than normal. I didn't really get to hang out with him much but what little time I spent with him was fun.
That same day, I met up with the friend that keeps reminding me to update my sorry excuse for a blog and one of her friends. I asked her to call me when they got done "Dress Barn-ing it up" if they felt like having my company when they went out to eat. She called me when they got done shopping and thanks to me being half asleep when she called, a bunch of silliness happened.
I was told where to meet and it registered just fine when I heard it but my brain decided to interpret what she said as "scratch what she just said and meet her up at the restaurant that is closest to where they were shopping". So I go to said restaurant and order. I notice they are nowhere to be seen so I text to make sure. I am told that I am not where I need to be and feel like a total d-bag because of it. I then proceeded to wait for the food I ordered there, drove my silly ass where I needed to go and enjoyed their company while feeling like a d-bag. I was picked on by the friend and waiter for making everybody wait and I deserved it. Right as I we were about to leave, I noticed another group of friends was dining there as well so I said my goodbyes to the pretty ladies and stayed at the restaurant an extra hour to chat with the group.
That's about it really. Not much else has happened since those two events. I did a few homeworks, took a couple of tests, worked, but thats about it.
My apologies for the randomness but I had to do it to appease the only reader of my nonsense.
My brother came to visit this past weekend. He had a blast. It was unfortunate that we had to miss a get-together since he was sleeping like a rock thanks to the Breakfast Club. He woke up, felt bad, and asked me to go fetch us some food. We ate, talked for a while and then went to sleep. Following morning, we did some minor running around and getting a few things out of the way but since he came down with friends, he had to leave earlier than normal. I didn't really get to hang out with him much but what little time I spent with him was fun.
That same day, I met up with the friend that keeps reminding me to update my sorry excuse for a blog and one of her friends. I asked her to call me when they got done "Dress Barn-ing it up" if they felt like having my company when they went out to eat. She called me when they got done shopping and thanks to me being half asleep when she called, a bunch of silliness happened.
I was told where to meet and it registered just fine when I heard it but my brain decided to interpret what she said as "scratch what she just said and meet her up at the restaurant that is closest to where they were shopping". So I go to said restaurant and order. I notice they are nowhere to be seen so I text to make sure. I am told that I am not where I need to be and feel like a total d-bag because of it. I then proceeded to wait for the food I ordered there, drove my silly ass where I needed to go and enjoyed their company while feeling like a d-bag. I was picked on by the friend and waiter for making everybody wait and I deserved it. Right as I we were about to leave, I noticed another group of friends was dining there as well so I said my goodbyes to the pretty ladies and stayed at the restaurant an extra hour to chat with the group.
That's about it really. Not much else has happened since those two events. I did a few homeworks, took a couple of tests, worked, but thats about it.
My apologies for the randomness but I had to do it to appease the only reader of my nonsense.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
What a lovely tea party.
You might be wondering what correlation the tittle and this post will have and I am here to tell you that there isn't one. I just like using silly quotes from movies and other sorts of entertainment that I think sound cool. Kinda lame, I know but that's how I do.
Now to my actual post:
I've felt rather lazy this weekend. So lazy that I have been neglecting some of my studying for a test and homework that has to be turned in on Tuesday. I will admit that I always have my lazy moments but they rarely last longer than a few hours. Normally I get really bored after 2 hours of being lazy and start cleaning or something. Not this weekend for some reason.
I've tried everything to get out of my lazy mood but nothing has worked. I was going to go help some friends move one of their grandpa's on Saturday but unfortunately, my car is having a little muffler problem at the moment and I don't want to travel much until I get it replaced on Monday. I am sure that would have gotten me out of my kick too.
After apologizing to my friends for not being able to help, I had another friend call me and ask if I wanted to go out to eat. This friends likes to keep me out for quite a few hours so I figured she would try the same thing this time which is why I agreed to meet up with her and whichever of her friends was going to be coming along. We agreed to meet at 5 at Texas Roadhouse. Thanks to her getting all pretty and going to go pick up her friend, she just happened to be about an hour late. I am glad that I had my phone with me to keep me company. They finally showed up and we had a fun time. I ripped on my one friend the entire time for making me wait so long.
One great thing that came out of me waiting for them for so long (sorta kinda) is that I got a free meal out of it. When the waitress came along to ask how the checks were going to be split - my friends friend said separate. The waitress thought that meant my friends friend on one check and my friend and I on the other since we were sitting next to each other and apparently looked like a couple. so we get the bill and I tell my friend thanks for the meal and she actually paid for it. Funny thing is I actually like like my friend but she is completely oblivious to my advances. Maybe it's for the best it stays that way too.
I was trying to make a point there about my lazy weekend but got sidetracked telling a little side story. Back to the show!
After we got done with our meals, I was asked if i wanted to join them at Hooters. I had to think about it for a while but then I told them no. not only because I haven't had a good experience at that place, but because they were meeting a few other of their friends there and I didn't want to be a bother. In reality though, I just wanted to go back to being lazy in my apartment by lounging on my couch and watching a movie. Had they not made me wait an hour at Texas Roadhouse, I probably would have gone, no questions asked since I enjoy flirting with my friend and have her be completely oblivious to it all. I'm weird, I know.
Now it's Sunday and my laziness has yet to go away. I have been watching classic Naruto episodes all morning and didn't have the motivation to do anything. Then I figured I might as well update my blog. Thankfully updating my blog has helped get me out of my funk. As soon as I am done with my blog and a few more episodes of Naruto (damn me for picking and awesome block to start watching), I will start cleaning and then doing my homework.
Now to my actual post:
I've felt rather lazy this weekend. So lazy that I have been neglecting some of my studying for a test and homework that has to be turned in on Tuesday. I will admit that I always have my lazy moments but they rarely last longer than a few hours. Normally I get really bored after 2 hours of being lazy and start cleaning or something. Not this weekend for some reason.
I've tried everything to get out of my lazy mood but nothing has worked. I was going to go help some friends move one of their grandpa's on Saturday but unfortunately, my car is having a little muffler problem at the moment and I don't want to travel much until I get it replaced on Monday. I am sure that would have gotten me out of my kick too.
After apologizing to my friends for not being able to help, I had another friend call me and ask if I wanted to go out to eat. This friends likes to keep me out for quite a few hours so I figured she would try the same thing this time which is why I agreed to meet up with her and whichever of her friends was going to be coming along. We agreed to meet at 5 at Texas Roadhouse. Thanks to her getting all pretty and going to go pick up her friend, she just happened to be about an hour late. I am glad that I had my phone with me to keep me company. They finally showed up and we had a fun time. I ripped on my one friend the entire time for making me wait so long.
One great thing that came out of me waiting for them for so long (sorta kinda) is that I got a free meal out of it. When the waitress came along to ask how the checks were going to be split - my friends friend said separate. The waitress thought that meant my friends friend on one check and my friend and I on the other since we were sitting next to each other and apparently looked like a couple. so we get the bill and I tell my friend thanks for the meal and she actually paid for it. Funny thing is I actually like like my friend but she is completely oblivious to my advances. Maybe it's for the best it stays that way too.
I was trying to make a point there about my lazy weekend but got sidetracked telling a little side story. Back to the show!
After we got done with our meals, I was asked if i wanted to join them at Hooters. I had to think about it for a while but then I told them no. not only because I haven't had a good experience at that place, but because they were meeting a few other of their friends there and I didn't want to be a bother. In reality though, I just wanted to go back to being lazy in my apartment by lounging on my couch and watching a movie. Had they not made me wait an hour at Texas Roadhouse, I probably would have gone, no questions asked since I enjoy flirting with my friend and have her be completely oblivious to it all. I'm weird, I know.
Now it's Sunday and my laziness has yet to go away. I have been watching classic Naruto episodes all morning and didn't have the motivation to do anything. Then I figured I might as well update my blog. Thankfully updating my blog has helped get me out of my funk. As soon as I am done with my blog and a few more episodes of Naruto (damn me for picking and awesome block to start watching), I will start cleaning and then doing my homework.
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